Session Start: Mon Mar 20 05:43:29 2000
[5:43] *** Now talking in #village
[5:48] *** Joins: Menoth (lugburz@d15-ch101h2-chtw-pdi.attcanada.net)
<SpaceDog> *ahem*... hi im a raider, and im here to rape ur women and steal any goods u poor peasants might 
  have... so handem over, or else!
<SpaceDog> (am i out of touch?)
[5:48] <Menoth> I'm a seasonal farmer who chipped in on SpaceDog's ship and have come armed to help him pillage 
   your village.
<SpaceDog> u call my fishing boat a ship?
[5:49] <Menoth> hehe, yeah... 
[5:49] <Menoth> We want to strike ph33r in their hearts, remember? :)
<SpaceDog> o yea
<SpaceDog> umm.. what now?
<SpaceDog> am i supposed to shout and break stuff?
[5:50] <Menoth> Yeah, and set fire to the thatch rooves of their silly houses when they don't hand over their 
   stuff.
<SpaceDog> o ok...
[5:51] <Menoth> hehe
* SpaceDog burns everything in his sight until the sky is red with flames
<SpaceDog> oh crap, what am i supposed to plunder now? ive burned everything
<SpaceDog> including the ppl and that cute little kitten
[5:52] *** Joins: TPSCT (~pirch@du25b.nit.centroin.com.br)
[5:52] <TPSCT> hey guys
<SpaceDog> hey, one of thems alive
[5:52] <Menoth> Hrm.
[5:53] <TPSCT> where r u form?
[5:53] <Menoth> I guess we'd better see if he knows of a more prosperous village within an hours march or so...
* SpaceDog cracks TPSCT's skull open with a sledge
[5:53] <Menoth> The frozen north. 
[5:53] *** Parts: TPSCT (~pirch@du25b.nit.centroin.com.br)
<SpaceDog> oops, he died
[5:53] <Menoth> We've come to steal your valuables, rape your women and burn your houses.
[5:53] <Menoth> heh
[5:54] <Menoth> That was a very effective blow, hehe
<SpaceDog> and i didnt get to ask him about another villages yet
<SpaceDog> oh be damned, seems the the sail of my boat has caught fire as well
<SpaceDog> in fact, the whole ship... umm, i mean boat, is on fire
<SpaceDog> bummer
[5:55] <Menoth> hm.
[5:56] <Menoth> I guess that leaves us to go live in the forest like rabbits.
<SpaceDog> oh man... howre we supposed to get home? i managed to plunder a twisted nail
<SpaceDog> were missing out on the parade and all
[5:57] <Menoth> I think we are screwed.
[5:57] * Menoth kicks you in the shin for being so overzealous with the fire bit.
<SpaceDog> thats pretty much the conclusion ive come to, as well
<SpaceDog> ow
<SpaceDog> now my helmets stuck
[5:58] <Menoth> heh, real vikings don't say ow... you pussy.
[5:59] * Menoth runs away like a girl before you can take your revenge for that insult.
<SpaceDog> dont tell anyone, but im not a real viking, just a brigand pretending to be one so that theyll ph33r 
  me
[6:00] <Menoth> hehehe
* SpaceDog mumbles curses in his helmet which still wont budge
* SpaceDog walks around blindly, finally banging his head to a tree and tripping on a root
[6:02] <Menoth> hehe
<SpaceDog> ouch
<SpaceDog> goddamn trees are everywhere these days
<SpaceDog> well, at least my helmet came off
[6:04] *** Quits: Menoth (Quit: B' fheàrr Gàidhlig briste na Beurla cliste!)
<SpaceDog> well, he bailed out... i suppose ill flee, too...
Session Close: Mon Mar 20 06:04:57 2000